Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

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vaud

49,127 posts

150 months

Yesterday (08:12)
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Swimming with dolphins is more affordable than ever these days, however, swimming with sharks will still cost you an arm and a leg.

Ponpiman

831 posts

196 months

Yesterday (11:17)
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What do you call a Serbian prostitute?

Slobadown Mycocubic

Master Of Puppets

2,962 posts

57 months

Yesterday (16:38)
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Quite fitting that the best player in the strings section of our orchestra was Amanda Lynn.

rodericb

6,343 posts

121 months

Yesterday (23:06)
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Master Of Puppets said:
Quite fitting that the best player in the strings section of our orchestra was Amanda Lynn.
Unfortunately, orchestra people don't get paid much so she has a part time job in a kitchen doing food prep - slicing vegetables.

Percy Cushion

1,134 posts

215 months

silverfoxcc said:
Chap in our local drinking group refers to his wife as 12.

I finally plucked up the courage to ask him why, as most of the others use scrag end or her indoors etc, her ind it sems such an unusual name .

He replied She dozen do any cooking, she dozen do any ironing, she dozen do cleaning......and listed another nine activities

I just said That's gross.
I refer to my wife as Five Horses because all she does is Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag.