Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
Biker's Nemesis said:
lord trumpton said:
With thanks to the late and great Bernard Manning
Yep. I was going to recite the 2 sisters with TB one.
Anyway I was going to ask if you're a bus driver but decided against it as it would make me look childish.
(Sticks tounge out in your dorection).
Master Of Puppets said:
Back in the 80's when I had a traditional roofing business in Kent I was always getting my van pelted with stones and given the middle finger as I drove by, to this day I've never been able to work out what was so offensive about Margate Thatchers.
I've got a business making yachts in my loft space at home.Sales have been going through the roof.
Monkeylegend said:
When I was 16 my Doctor told me I had a choice between having a good memory or a large penis.
To this day I can't remember what I choose.
Mine did the same thing. The appointment was on the 19th March 1988 at 2.30 in the afternoon. It was a lovely sunny day and about 18 degrees. I had a nice sandwich before the appointment as well. I remember it well.To this day I can't remember what I choose.
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